Secreciones Magníficas

It's not that bad like everyone says

This perfume was one that got me into perfume when I saw a review for it. It smells like freshly washed old person. I smelled like my grandma after a shower. If you put on amlactin or ponds rejuveness lotion and a white floral you'll have recreated this almost perfectly.

For something that touts a reputation as being so repulsive or strange I am sorely disappointed by it's complete lack of delivery.

i knew what the notes were before purchasing, so my rating for this one is still high although it smells quite bad. the reason i didn't give it 5 stars is because the notes aren't as identifiable as i'd have liked them to be. it's an extremely musty, wet fragrance, that is almost putrid enough to make me gag, but not quite.

it's not wearable. i had my hopes up because i've seen the odd review saying that despite its reputation, they like the smell. i can't imagine how they feel that way. it's similar to the smell of dirty wet fur, but with something absolutely disgusting mixed in. i can't make out the exact note that would be, but i have a guess. for me, each of the notes just melt into each other.

i've smelled animalics, and some of them mimic the intimacy of skin, but this fragrance truly smells like something that is alive. an unbelievably sickening and grimy, pointedly human stench, that i'm surprised they were able to replicate.

if you want something pleasant, don't buy this. but if you're curious or appreciate oddities, give it a try. i won't deny the artistry behind the fragrance. i'm very pleased with my purchase, personally. but i'd never wear it. also, be warned: it's a little bit difficult to get the smell off once you put it on.

Not bad, but not good. Like my great aunt came back from the dead and covered years of decay with perfume.

after reading dozens of mixed reviews, i decided to order a 2ml sample. my god, upon smelling it, it smelled slightly floral, and i was genuinely confused as to what the fuss was all about, until i was completely assaulted by…whatever that was. it smelled like…musty bandages, the humidity of a pool room in a marriott. sweet mother of scoby, i gagged the first time smelling it. but it was intriguing. would it wear it? god no, it smells like a humid basement with a hint of floral.

Weird

For scent split: Great sprayer and volume and bottles. No leaks in transit.
For secretions:
Its a wonderful scent. No musky barky bite, just a floral twang, a little metal, and sweet sappyness. I love it. Pre perceptions imo are what make this notorious. I have no fragrance people in my life, so nobody knows the precedence this fragrance has, and everyone has expressed that they like it. Even showing it to them not on me, just showing it to show it.

It’s almost like smelling the ocean very salty and musky a little gross honestly at first very strong and briney then it’s almost powdery I’m struggling with how I feel about it definitely a awesome art piece and intriguing smell wouldn’t wear this alone I think you could pair it with something floral definitely give it a try

Everyone gags at this. I thought it was pretty good. Reminds me of vines that grow everywhere here in GA

I’ve been anxiously awaiting this one. I tested it on paper. Thank goodness I did, because it’s…bad. The most forward smell is just powdery. Underneath that, though, is something putrid. It’s hard to describe other than it is repulsive at a primal level. It’s like visiting grandma at the hospice. I actually gagged. Well done!