Customer Reviews

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B G.
A solid five for the experiment.

I'm not sure why people freak out about this scent as much as they do or act like it's the worst thing in the world. It's not a good scent, but it's not really horrifying. Probably the worst part about it is its metallic, milky, algal scent that eventually fades to something that is much more floral and standard smelling. I'd recommend just getting the smallest sample and testing it out when you're not intending to go anywhere. Still I give it five purely because it's not trying to be *that girl*, but rather trying to do something unexpected, and it also makes ridiculous people come out of the woodwork. Good job, Etat Libre d'Orange.

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Tim D.
You get what you deserve.

If you buy Secretions Magnafiques then you get exactly what you deserve. I'm torn on whether this should be 5-stars or 1-star. It delivers what it promises, and that promise made me wince when I smelled it. Sweaty bodies and bodily floods. It doesn't necessarily smell bad, but it's not an appealing scent to me. However, I have a friend that said she really liked it, but she's a weirdo so whatever.

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Romald C.
Idk what to put as title

For what it is it’s a near photo realistic puke and sperm scent,this scent is extremely challenging and made me literally hate the smell of metal but it’s a 10/10 for the art I don’t recommend getting ut

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Dominick M.
5 Stars for the scent experience, but I will NEVER EVER wear this.

This scent is as unique and off-putting as I was hoping it would be. I would never ever wear this, but I definitely think it deserves a 5 star review because of how unpleasant it is. It was a lot of fun to experience what everyone online is discussing.

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Joseph B.
Not quite the power of secretions that I was hoping for.

I believe the name of the scent is appropriate, but I do not feel as though "secretions" was as strong as I was suspecting it to be.

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Jack M.

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